VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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