Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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