I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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