Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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