if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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