I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Congratulations! We have a period
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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