Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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