Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
