Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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