Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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