And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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