you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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