so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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