just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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