I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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