i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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