I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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