We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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