So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
our cab driver is having phone sex.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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