Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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