I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
