I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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