Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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