He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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