But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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