____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Randomize