You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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