your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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