Nicole vs. Life
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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