Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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