he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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