I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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