ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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