Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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