The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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