eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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