3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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