Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
we're so committed to being not committed
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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