So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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