I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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