Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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