The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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