it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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