The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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