i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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