I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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