Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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