The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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