apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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