3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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