I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
