your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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