So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
What drink are we having for lunch?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
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