I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Randomize
