Sponge bath it is.
where am i from again
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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